1. Your hair isn't dyed. Any colour. Not even blue!
2. You girls don't put on any make up! Maybe you had went to some party and forgot to remove it! Or you probably can't remove it! I recommend: Clinique Makeup Remover!
3. You're not wearing hook ear rings. Guys, you too.
4. Nametags! Grrrr..!
5. Button up collars.
6. Button up ALL buttons. I know everyone have been working out for the holidays. Guys wanna show off their newly grown six packs. While girls, hmmm..
7. Do not fold your skirts! Like anybody would listen! Yea, right. I shouldn't even be writing this down myself. I mean typing.
8. Wash your socks, people! We have to sit together in the same stuffy room!
9. Higher than ankle level socks. No way. No one will care about this either. Sheesh!
10. You didn't step on anything nasty on your way to school. Remember to wash your shoes, too. Same reason to 8.

Most importantly, check yourself in the mirror before going to school. Lest someone laughs at you saying "Are you wearing your pants the wrong way?"

Next, bring...

1. Thermometer! They wanna check our temperature right in front of the main gate, I think. Troublesome, don't you think?
2. YOURSELF! Yes, you!

I think that's it! I don't know what they want us to bring for the books. With all the fuss about the "Safety Precautions and Measures of the Students", they don't even tell us anything about "The Knowledge and Books to be brought to School". Hmmm.

Notices...

1. No more assembly! Do I hear shouts of victory?
2. Recess will not be the same anymore. I don't know what they mean by "Recess will be staggered.", but I do know that it have something to do with shifting the time? I hope I'm right? I doubt they are going to let the canteen all crowded, and stuff. They'll PROBABLY let us go for recess, class by class.
3. CCAs will be stopped for the first week of the term. The band members must be cheering for joy right now. Aren't I right?
4. If you went to any affected countries, don't come to school! Congrats to you! Have fun at home, you lucky student! :)

New subjects!

1. Goodbye Music class, Hello Art class. Hope the teacher for the class lands to a teacher who doesn't paint students' faces with paint if they didn't do their homework! (flashback to Science periods) *winks*
2. No more "girly cooking", it's time for the guys to shine now! It's D&T time! Be careful of the saws!

Thank you for sitting here to read all this announcements that you already know about. I just think that the letter given to us was too cramped. It's like nobody bothers to read them! The people who wrote this just loves to lullaby us to sleep!

Anyhoo, enjoy the last of your holidays! It won't last. Be prepared for a long term! We probably won't have any free time. What with all the homework given to us for a month, imagine how much homework we would receive for a whole term.

Speaking of homeworks, I have to do my neglected Math Homework. Curses to whoever invented homeworks!

-Nadirah